From Heartstopper to Love and Thunder: The Best & Gayest Movies & Series of 2022

abril 20, 2023 En Listas de películas

The 24 Best Gay Movies & Series of 2022

1 Interview with the Vampire Season 1, showrunner Rolin Jones, AMC

I was surprised to discover, after asking Notion?s AI to find and summarize the audience reaction to this series, as well as reviews, that most fans were pleased with its faithfulness to the book. It doesn?t require much of a close reading to dispute this. On the contrary, literary dialogue and stylized, mannerist, nigh-Brechtian performances, to my mind and eyes, actively critique the coyness, the whiteness, and the sublimated proto slash fic de Anne Rice’s seminal novel by making Louis black and creole and by putting a kinky, overtly lubricious gay sensibility at the center.

This series is queer as fuck, in an old-fashioned way rather than a contemporary woke and identitarian way. Furthermore, Lestat is the unmistakable, if debonair, villain and exploiter, and Louis is the victim, so how turned on we become while witnessing their hot interactions questions not only the book, but also the complicity of our own arousals.

But that?s only the most superficial of this series?s challenges. Because it is set up as a story told by an unreliable source with a suspicious accent and motives to a highly skeptical but intimately invested and compromised journalist-hostage, viewers are left wondering what the fuck is true and what the fuck is a joke played at our expense. Just how deadly is this vampire tale to our illusions about anachronistic romance, among other things?

The first season of Interview with the Vampire kept my attention more than anything else I watched in 2022. It was far more sophisticated and interesting than Jordan Peele’s Nope, with its empty gestures and metatextual dead ends, and a billion times more adult and honest than Luca Guadagnino’s execrable and ridiculous Bones and All. There are motion pictures closer to perfection on this list, but none that I had more fun with.

2 The Andy Warhol Diaries, directed by Andrew Rossi, Netflix

This thorough and rigorous Netflix documentary series, based on the eponymous book #CommissionEarned, is a fascinating and surprisingly affecting exploration of the life and work of one of the most iconic artists of the 20th century ? Warhol was perhaps the first gay media influencer, never, really, to be equaled. The series delves into the many facets of Andy Warhol’s influence on modern media and pop culture, revealing insights into his unique artistic vision and his role as a celebrator of and commentator on American consumer culture, despite his persistent doubts about himself and fear of being a failure. While much has been written about Warhol’s work, this series offers an intimate look into his personal life, as well, including his romantic attachments, which have been the subject of much speculation and misrepresentation over the years. Through interviews with friends, colleagues, and experts in the field, viewers gain a deeper appreciation for Warhol’s unique genius and his lasting impact on the way we still process fame and success. For all that, it’s also gay as hell.

3 Le bleu du caftan | The Blue Caftan, directed by Maryam Touzani, 2 hrs 44 mins, Morocco

How much better would [gay] cinema be if all directors treated their characters with the love and respect that director Maryam Touzani treats hers? (There would be a lot fewer New Queer Horror movies, that’s for sure.) #CommissionEarned

Halim and Mina run a traditional caftan store in one of Morocco’s oldest medinas. In order to keep up with demanding customers, they hire a talented young man, Youssef, as an apprentice. Slowly Mina realises how much her husband is moved by the newcomer’s presence.

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In that synopsis quoted above, we’re given some actual insight with the choice of the word, moved. What we witness in The Blue Caftan are the expressions shared between and hidden from these three characters ? human souls moved and suffering together and apart within changing, morphing traditions and mores.

One clear moment, although there are many: In a remarkable in-bed sequence, Halim performs his husbandly sexual duties while the camera focuses on the cost of this sacrifice so plainly depicted on his face. I’ve never seen a “sex scene” quite like this, nor a truth like this conveyed, with such sensitivity and restraint, in any gay-themed film ever. What’s it like to be trapped in a relationship based on love, but one not in congruence with one’s sexual orientation? Thanks to Maryam Touzani and her spare and precise script, co-written with Nabil Ayouch, we now know at least a little something about how that might feel.

What’s there on his face? What do we see?

Resignation. Sorrow.

Fear.

4 Close, directed by Lukas Dhont, 1 hr 44 mins, Belgium

Even though its power and expressiveness begin to wane about 80% of the way through, this still hit me even harder the second time around, perhaps because I’d surrendered any political squeamishness held on to during the first watch of a film that includes the self-inflicted death of a possibly gay kid. Instead, I let this film say what it needed to say in the ways it needed to say it. And, as a grieving and guilty Leo had to do eventually, I wept more than once because I had let it go.

But I know what first affected me so strongly and quickly: the pure, ebullient innocence of these boys? intimacy with one another and how it made everyone around them smile and acknowledge it. Eventually, the obvious love between them becomes suspect as summer ends and school begins. In this new social context, their inseparability doesn?t seem so innocent anymore. New friends at school wonder if they are “together.” Director Lukas Dhont visually formalizes the deployment and effects of these social constrictions and redefinitions through formally repetitive sequences:

• Young people interacting on the playground, as they tease one another and talk about nothing, but nonetheless efficiently and quickly sort themselves socially; Leo eventually becomes part of a larger group after slowly distancing himself from Remi, who is either seen alone or with two or three other friends.
• Leo learning to play ice hockey, a masculine activity that Remi isn?t interested in; the camera following him as he skates backwards down the rink ? this shot setup repeats at least three times.
• The two boys sleeping together on the trundle bed in Remi’s house becomes a site of conflict as Leo begins to suspect his own motivations and therefore police his expressions of the boys? closeness. The confusion on both boys’ faces makes for a heartbreaking observation.
• The two boys running together, an image that conjures ideas of freedom and companionship

So the film became less powerful, for me, not because what we?re shown after Remi?s suicide is less moving than everything that came before, but because of the film?s own ethics ? unpacking the a priori context of what happened rather than the act itself or its evidence; we?re only shown where Remi took his own life represented by a broken bathroom door jam, shot in a medium long shot through a rain-spotted sliding glass door, but never the physical evidence nor even a verbal description. Remi?s death is a structural lacuna that, after he’s gone, the film never lets us forget. The film occludes the word and concept of suicide so assiduously that we might begin to doubt the origin of Remi’s absence. What precisely, after all, made Remi go away?

The only direct verbal reference to what Remi did specifically to end his life is when Leo asks his brother, ?Do you think [Remi] was in pain?? a question with a double meaning. After Remi dies, the film’s most persistent visual and the main source of its moral claim on our attention are the lineaments and pooling tear ducts of Leo. When the film ends with a shot of Leo alone looking back over the tract of land he?s just run across, the same tract he used to run with Remi, we?re only left with questions: How will Leo live his life now? How will he deal with his feelings of culpability?

One clear moment, although there are many: Leo?s eyes fill with tears listening to Remi play the oboe at a school concert, reminding us that finding joy in a friend?s talent or success is an expression of non transactional love.

Listen to a Mubi podcast with director Lukas Dhont.

5 Ezrah Mudag | Concerned Citizen, directed by Idan Haguel, 1 hr 22 mins, Israel

The sardonic satire in this Israeli film is so nuanced that its yuppie and guppie targets may not realize they’ve been skewered until they’re already revolving on the spit. Finally, someone critiques liberal gay male narcissism in a believable way that also provides social context, without seeming resentful or sanctimonious.

One clear moment: young, gay Jewish architect Ben attends the wake of a teen Christian immigrant man from Eritrea who was killed by the police after Ben reported him for abusing a tree he had planted to beautify the neighborhood. He’s cautiously welcomed, but the family never finds out that Ben was involved.

6 Too Rough, Directed by Sean Lionadh, 16 mins, UK

Director Sean Lionadh, along with cinematographer Andrew O’Connor, packs plenty of observation, emotional and otherwise, into this short film?s detailed mise-en-scène ? a Lisbon Lions poster on the wall; a beer glass full of piss used as an ashtray, scattered ashes sinking in the amber; a wall-mounted TV displaying a no-signal screen; the bright greet t-shirt worn by a traumatized, developmentally challenged teen boy; the blank look in a trapped son?s eyes when his dad?s on top of him; a virgin Mary in a display globe; the way the camera frames a young man?s bare, tattooed torso, focusing on the hickies on his neck, splitting his face in half, just below his eyes; a single string of fairy lights hung on a wall illuminating two passed-out-drunk adults and a coffee table crowded with empty liquor bottles; a lover somersaults backwards off the edge of a bed as a parent stomps up the stairs to enter the room; as his legs cross the frame, the camera remains focused on the expressions of the anxious brothers.

In a film where every image carries meaning, the most impactful and resourceful use of blocking happens when the older brother covers his younger brother’s ears to protect him from hearing their parents? fighting. In response, the older brother’s lover does the same. The handheld camera pans back and forth between the three men as the soundtrack fades to silence. This blocking technique not only visually conveys the older brother’s protective nature, but also highlights the recurring theme of shielding loved ones from seeing and experiencing pain and degradation. The camera movement adds to the scene’s emotional impact by emphasizing the repetition ? this isn’t the first time this has happened ?and significance of this action.

As the embarrassing family drama continues to unfold around them and the couple comically plots how to get Charlie out without Nick?s parents seeing him, a few lines of dialogue between the young male lovers make the reason for the analytical editing explicit:

?I?m not leavin?, Nick.?

?Why won?t you go? I don?t want you to see any more.?

?I want more,? Charlie softly declaims.

One clear moment: After this whispered conversation, the greatest and most intimate gay kiss of the year supervenes, bringing into existence a new dimension in these characters? relationship.

7 Fogo-Fátuo | Will o’ the Wisp, directed by João Pedro Rodrigues, 1 hr 7 mins, Portugal

What is not sung or danced in the film is still very much choreographed in an inventive and exquisite manner, whether it involves the composition and the lighting of the shots, the rhythm of the scenes, or the musicality of the dialogue. All this makes us want to live in the wonderland of Fogo-fátuo until 2069, as the characters do.

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8 Warsha, directed by Dania Bdeir, 15 mins, Lebanon

Dania Bdeir?s award-winning short is both a glorious feat of gender-fluid and athletic gay self-expression and a materialist glimpse into male, working-class life in urban Beirut. The suppression at work at the intersection of both spheres adds poignancy and politics.

9 Peter Von Kant, directed by François Ozon, 1 hr 25 mins, France

I?ve never seen Fassbinder?s Las amargas lágrimas de Petra von Kant, so I can?t comment on the relationship between it and François Ozon?s inspired-by film. I just know that I found Peter Von Kant hilarious and stylish, if not a whole lot more than that. Denis Ménochet as Peter perfectly embodies the melodramatic self-absorption of his character. In exquisitely droll exaggeration and condescension, Isabelle Adjani utters the film?s funniest line: ?Everybody sleeps with Amir, Peter!? Khalil Ben Gharbia as Amir lolls, works out, and flexes around Peter?s apartment deliciously.

Pero the clearest, gayest, and most Fassbineresque moment belongs to Stefan Crepon as Karl, who foils everyone?s expectations, especially Peter?s and including ours, with a well-placed and adroitly timed hocker. This is John Waters? favorite film of 2022.

10 Dos entre muchos | Two Amongst Many, directed by Julián Hernández, Mexico

I?m not fond of dead people appearing onscreen as a way to artificially conjure feelings of loss and absence ? it?s a bit too facile, verdad? and not at all suggestive, poetically or otherwise, of the way I?ve experienced death, my own not excluded. Nevertheless, the taste, pacing, and authoritative mise-en-scène of Mexican auteur Julián Hernández are such that the dead-from-COVID beauty who?s seen posing at the end of his latest short only furthers the impression that this pandemic isolation drama functions as lament, meditation, and even idyll, all at once. As usual, it’s expertly subtitled in English by Chucho E. Quintero.

11 Cobalt Blue, directed by Sachin Kundalkar, 1 hr 52 mins, India

Sachin Kundalkar?s wry, sapid, and literary relationship study of a brother and sister who fall in love with the same rather gorgeous bisexual dandy proves that stylistically there?s something weird and wonderful ? and in this movie?s case, over the top ? going on in [gay] Indian cinema right now. I hope we get to see more of it. Thanks to Chucho, for the tip.

12 Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel, directed by Bo Burnham, 55 mins, USA

As bracing, funny, moving, and original as this performance is ? at the very least, Carmichael is a master at adapting a vernacular for very personal ends ? if his ultimate goal is to achieve the grace I think he’s aiming for then he would need to go as hard on himself as he does on his family, grace being a philosophical and spiritual idea with a deep, Black history. Instead he vacillates between recrimination and self-pitying confession. Even after acknowledging the fallout of these revelations on his relationships, especially since they’re mitigated by the “millions and millions” he’s making, in his own words, the stakes weigh most heavily on other people,

He’s aware of this crucial tension, as the occasional pushback from the audience testifies to, but since it’s unclear or untrustworthy whether or not those responses were scripted, I’m left with an unedifying ambivalence about the overall success of his qualified intimacy.

This isn’t standup ? he’s literally sitting down ? this is storytelling. So the selective honesty resonates. Yet I got the feeling he’s not telling us, or himself, everything. Still, when was the last time I had anything to think about after a comedy special, other than social media and pundit reaction?

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13 Mañana entonces, directed by David Moragas, 14 mins, Spain

Director David Moragas perfectly calibrates the ebb and flow of conversation as well as the eventual rise of conflict between two lovers, one of whom has just gotten back from a holiday in Amsterdam, where he partied and got laid. His casual confession leads the one who stayed at home to eventually erupt in aggression. All three times I?ve watched it, this explosion of resentment has shocked and surprised me, since I had been feeling their rapport and union just as strongly. However, I wish Moragas had had the confidence not to include the little plaintive piano riff that punctuates the time and space between scenes. I may be wrong, but I don?t think this film’s visuals need any help showing us how to feel.

14 Le lycéen | Winter Boy, directed by Christophe Honoré, 2 hrs 2 mins, France

Despite this film’s lower placement here, the main character of Christophe Honoré’s Le lycéen is probably my favorite of any of the films on this list. 17-year-old Lucas talks like a country philosopher and a poet, mostly in extra-diegetic monologues addressed to his dead father, but caroms into Paris’s urban vagaries like a questing, horny gay teen. Not that he’s fully aware of his itinerary, but his agenda is his own, not the filmmakers’ and certainly not that of any third party bringing to bear any political or social pressure. I question the film’s eventual swerve from focusing on Lucas to focusing on his equally grieving mom, played by Juliette Binoche (perhaps she’s why?), but the film still ends with us looking into Lucas’s eyes as he tries to tell us something, singing a song about seashells and blowing the camera a kiss. Learning the limits of my understanding of this character made Le lycéen a richer experience than its loose pacing and structure would suggest. After another viewing, I might end up ranking this film higher. I’m already looking forward to experiencing some of those elliptical transitions, flash-forwards, and temporal rollbacks again, something that Honoré’s typically French disdain for classical coverage facilitates with grace.

Read some coverage of the film over on Mubi. Watch a trailer.

15 Il signore delle formiche | The Lord of the Ants, directed by Gianni Amelio, 2 hrs 14 mins, Italy

The veteran director returns with a stately, respectful biopic of gay Italian author Aldo Braibanti, centered on his 1960s prosecution on archaic charges of “plagiarism of the mind.?

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16 Young Royals S02, showrunners: Lisa Ambjörn, Lars Beckung, and Camilla Holter, Netflix

While not getting nearly as much attention as Heartstopper, this Swedish drama set in a prep school depicts the rocky relationship between a gay working-class immigrant teen and a bratty, sheltered heir to the throne. Young Royals explores similar romantic and cross-class territory as Netflix?s Elite, which I still love, with less stylistic excess and soapy melodrama. Less sex, too, alas, although there’s one scene that veritably sets fire to a dorm room.

17 Three Months, directed by Jared Frieder, 1 hr 44 mins, USA

This comedic drama about a newly HIV-positive teen should have gotten a lot more press than Hermanos o Isla del Fuego. But then, no one was paying writers to cover it and there were no giant egos involved.

Writer/director Jared Frieder?s debut feature is a rather wonderful queer teen rom/com that includes an AIDS scenario that is both contemporary and positive and for once doesn?t end in death.  It?s a finely nuanced tale that is both entertaining and informative that reminds us that the spread of HIV may have declined, it is far from over.

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18 El Houb | The Love, directed by Shariff Nasr, 1 hr 42 mins, Netherlands

The closet plays a crucial role in the Moroccan-Dutch coming-out drama El Houb (?The Love?). And we don?t mean that in the metaphorical sense?there is literally a closet, and a lot of the film takes place in it. That?s the sort of sly humor that underpins the otherwise tense, emotional family dynamics at the heart of El Houb, the first narrative feature from filmmaker Shaffir Nasr. His film tells the story of Karim (Fahd Larhzaoui), a gay man living a happy, successful life in The Netherlands, who is nevertheless not out to the rest of his Muslim family.

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19 Novena, Directed by Fernando Lopez, 16 mins, USA

This promising debut from Los Angeleno director Fernando Lopez demonstrates how Luz de luna coulda shoulda ended, as it were, and also judiciously doles out a soulful performance from sexy Jonathan De La Torre. A couple lines of overly expository dialogue don’t take away from the impact of a doubly mournful reunion or the resolutions of two suggestive rituals, one that takes place in the front seat of a car.

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20 Starfuckers, directed by Antonio Marziale, 14 mins, USA

Leer an interview with director Antonio Marziale. Read a review of the film on The Queer Review.

21 I Was Max, directed by Lukas Kacinauskas, 21 mins, Lithuania

AI synopsis: Max meets up with another guy named Tadas through the internet and the two go on a date. Tadas takes the initiative to do something after seeing how uneasy and hesitant Max is. During their ride through the city at night, he tries to get to know Max, but Max is reluctant to talk about himself. Max is conflicted by his emotions and Tadas’ demands. In the end, he can’t hold it in any longer and confesses his true identity.

22 Bashtaalak sa’at | Shall I Compare You to a Summer?s Day? Directed by Mohammad Shawky Hassan, 1 hr 6 mins, Egypt

Split into a number of different short stories, the film explores a relationship that begins between an Egyptian man and a Latin American man after they meet in a club. After having sex, the two men begin to reveal stories about their love lives and it soon becomes apparent the two men are very different. One has had a series of lovers, sometimes at the same time, while the other is still discovering himself and his sexuality. Can the two men build a lasting relationship or will their differences tear them apart?

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23 Sublime, directed by Mariano Biasin, 1 hr 40 mins, Argentina

Yes, this is yet another movie about a teenage boy who falls in love with his straight best friend. Argentina seems to produce this type of gay film at regular intervals, as seen in Mi Amigo Mejor, among others. What distinguishes this one is the raw and authentic teenage-Argentine dialogue, the salt and spray of an Atlantic coastal town, and a commitment to revealing the everyday beauty of these boys’ faces and feelings, hands and hair curls, expressed through a spontaneously observant camera style. It?s also just sweet as hell.

24 Le variabili dipendenti | Dependent Variables, directed by Lorenzo Tardella, 16 mins, Italy

One clear moment: When a boy lays his head on the theater balustrade and invites his friend to kiss him, ?with tongue, if you dare,? the camera tilts 90 degrees in response, so we can experience from a specific POV the flirt and the smile in all their intimate puckishness.

25 Heartstopper S01, showrunner, Alice Oseman, Netflix

These teen characters are really kind of ordinary and thinly drawn, unlike, say, everyone in Sex Education ? I guess I?ll be waiting forever for a gay Freaks and Geeks ? but their cross-caste relationship is irresistibly seductive.

26 Thor: Love and Thunder, directed by Taika Waititi, 1 hr 58 mins, USA

Taika Waititi?s second stint at the helm of a Thor movie has taken a lot of flak from intellectuals, pseudo and otherwise, but after watching and laughing along with it twice, I don?t give a shit what anyone else thinks about it. But I?ll argue with them anyway. One faction seems to think that the film?s trajectory is disrespectful to the masculinity and godhood (or, putting a fine point on it, the masculine godhood) of The Mighty Thor TM.

First off, so what?

Secondly, to greater or lesser extent, every movie portrays Thor as a superficial playboy and a bit of an asshole. The comics did it, too. I?m sorry to distract you from your mastubatory fantasies about Chris Hemsworth, whose character is not the big-daddy dom you thought he was, but none of this is new. Reforming at least some aspects of Thor has been part of his character arc since the first movie. In Love and Thunder, he finally grows up and becomes a father figure, for real. Sorry that didn?t make you cum.

Thirdly, almost any objections anyone might have about how different this Thor is from any other representation of Thor can be countered by recalling this film?s central framing device: it?s a story told by one character, Korg, who, I must remind you, gets gay-married at the end of the movie and low-key ogles Thor throughout, at one point appreciating seeing him butt-naked and in chains. Don?t like Love and Thunder?s narrative? Blame it on the gay, talking pile-of-rocks. This is how he sees Thor.

In a sympathetic review on Screen Rant, writer Courtney Mason says that Korg?s narration saves Love and Thunder. But it?s not just narration; it?s POV. Korg isn?t a disinterested stenographer. He?s in the fucking movie, after all. And he?s showing us where to look and how to look at it.

Anyway, this rainbow-sprouting movie is metatextually gay, gay, gay, and Freddie deBoer can suck my dick on this one.

Honorable Mentions

Hijo, dirigido por Oscar Perez-Chairez, 32 mins, Mexico

When Perez-Chairez?s instincts about duration and character-mystery are good ? as in the final shot sin diálogo, among others ? the minimal but focused demands of the film?s narrative held my attention. The film falters when, instead of mystery, there?s simply no motivation for what?s being shown, as when two Mexican boys strip to their plaid boxers and do some stuff in a river for no apparent reason. However, in its own way, this is almost as promising as Novena.

One clear moment: a first kiss in a car after a boy reads a love poem to another boy (And my life…/What is my life/If it’s not you?) raindrops on the windshield in the background like a field of stars.

Spoiler Alert, directed by Michael Showalter, 1 hr 50 mins, USA

Not just another gay cancer movie. I, for one, think Jim Parsons deserved an Oscar nom.

Of an Age, directed by Goran Stolevski, 1 hr 40 mins, New Zealand

Impeccably realized but narratively slight. Unlike its appropriate and intimate use in Too Rough, mentioned above, the 4×3 aspect ratio here feels cramped and unmotivated. Still, the small-town, always-in-the-car vibe of this relationship study made it hard to shake. Still, did anyone else cringe at: “My beautiful boy”?

Lonesome, directed by Craig Boreham, 1 hr 39 mins, Australia

I was entertained for a while by the abecedarian actor playing the abecedarian gay cowboy ? there was almost always a reflexive smile playing about on his lips no matter what he was doing ? and the film manages to avoid a full-on revenge reel for the lead’s sexual transgressions, if just barely. But only a few hours after, I struggled to remember how this film ended. I remember Casey?s pecs clearly though.

One clear moment: Gay-Sydney denizen Tib takes his new lover, cowboy Casey, to get his first HIV test and get on prep. They joke about butt swabs and irritate the snippy receptionist.

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Nackte Männer im Wald | Naked Men in the Woods, directed by Paul Ploberger, 30 mins, Austria

It’s not the perfect antidote to the joyless, antisex, artsy-fartsiness of something like Un extraño junto al lago, but it’ll do.

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Hermanos, directed by Nicholas Stoller, 1 hr 55 mins, USA

Although this awkward and thin Billy Eichner vehicle left me feeling that the romcom genre may in fact derive naturally from heteronormativity and gay filmmakers should stay far away from it, there was still at least one clear moment: The monologue on the beach, in which an aging gay man bemoans the lack of support he received climbing the ladder of success and declares, rather stoically, that ?confidence is just knowing that you?re the only person left you can count on. That?s all that is. That?s all,? while Joan Armatrading?s Love and Affection plays on the soundtrack. It?s a bonding moment, too, between generations and body types.

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Eismayer, directed by David Wagner, 1 hr 27 mins, Austria

IMDb SYNOPSIS: Vice Lieutenant Eismayer is the most feared trainer and model macho in the Austrian Military and lives as a gay man in secret. When he falls in love with a young, openly gay soldier, his world gets turned upside down. Based on real events.

I was not expecting such a pro-gay message in a lightweight drama set in an Austrian military milieu. Were you? Due to the fact that the protagonists in this story aren’t solely defined by their oppression, I preferred it to The Inspection. The Inspection is prettier, though, and more of an art movie, and Eismayer’s actors can’t always maintain their rapport. But finally, the film’s message is corny but moving, especially in context: “Man up and get married.”

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Háblame de ti, directed by Jose Eduardo Cortes Moreno, 1 hr 40 mins, Mexico

Except for the fake friends, this left me with a sincere smile on my face, even though I can?t remember much that happened.

Kam motýli nelétají | Where Butterflies Don?t Fly, directed by Roman Nemec, Czech Republic

Whatever I expected from this Czech indie, it wasn’t a gay teacher and gay student lost in some flooded caves and figuring out some stuff about friendship and mentorship.

One clear moment: Before climbing a rock chimney by himself to find a way out of the cave system they’ve been stuck in for days, gay student Dani goes back for a moment to kiss his teacher on the lips, knowing that such a transgression won’t be possible once they get to the surface. Appropriately, the film then elides the rescue completely.

Check out the filmmaker’s channel on YouTube, where you’ll find the trailer, some interviews, and a making-of video.

The Hated

Isla del Fuego, directed by Andrew Ahn, 1 hr 45 mins, USA 2022

This is exactly the kind of American gay filmmaking that I loathe. We?re expected to believe that this ripped hottie can?t get laid, regardless of how sad-sack and self-involved he is? (We?re shown Joel Kim Booster?s bronzed torso so many times that I felt like I was being encouraged to masturbate, and I almost did.) And that Fire Island is some sort of mecca for hot ?n? horny homosexual intellectuals? (It may well be, but this movie didn?t show us that.) That adapting Jane Austen should get us all hard in and of itself? I thought the dialogue was strained and dull. If this is how gay millenials talk to each other, leave me the hell out of it. I dunno, but also I didn?t much like these people, not even Margaret Cho, and I thought the smartass and queeny Black/Latino duo was obvious and condescending window dressing.

Swallowed, directed by Carter Smith, 1 hr 36 mins, USA 2022

It?s official ? I hate New Queer Horror. Kill all the gays in L.A.? Nothing so extreme, just kill the funding.

Watchlist

Four Lives, BBC One
AI SYNOPSIS: “Four Lives is a three-part British television series that aired on BBC One in January 2022. It is based on the true story of the families of four young gay men who were murdered by serial killer Stephen Port in 2014 and 2015 1. The series follows the families’ fight for justice in the face of failings by the Metropolitan Police. Stephen Merchant portrays Port, with Sheridan Smith playing the mother of one of the victims. The series has been praised for its powerful portrayal of the families’ struggles and the important issues it raises about police negligence and discrimination against the LGBTQ+ community.”

A Dice [sic] with Five Sides
Directed by Riccardo Tamburini
IMDb SYNOPSIS: “The first date between Marcello and Herman turns into a game in which every action is dictated by rolling a mystical dice. A powerful feeling begins to arise between the two, but how long can a relationship entirely based on fate last?”

Besides the bad English of the title ? the singular of dice is die ? this feature looks very much like amateur video and not cinema, and not just in terms of its look.

Apostles
SYNOPSIS: Apostles is a 2022 drama film directed by Scud. The film follows a scholar who claims to be an apostle to Socrates and Plato and finds it difficult to come to terms with the end of his life. The film has a runtime of 83 minutes and stars Amanwithahat, Simon Athena, Gavin Philip Che, and Milo Che.

Mama’s Boy: A Story from Our Americas
I watched maybe 20 minutes of this, but switched it off in boredom. I find Black to be an insufferable narcissist and unfortunately emblematic of American gay male creators connected to Hollywood.

Synopsis: “Mama’s Boy: A Story from Our Americas is actually a memoir written by the Oscar-winning screenwriter Dustin Lance Black. It explores his relationship with his mother and their journey towards finding mutual understanding and acceptance, particularly after his coming out. The memoir has been adapted into a documentary film directed by Laurent Bouzereau and includes interviews with Black and his mother, as well as archival footage and reenactments. The film delves into topics such as family dynamics, acceptance, and LGBTQ+ issues.”

Like Me
I watched about 15 minutes of this and couldn’t think of a reason to continue.

SYNOPSIS: “Like Me is a 2022 Israeli drama film directed by Eyal Kantor. The film follows Tom, a high school senior who has to find a new place to live within two weeks, and portrays his journey to discover his own identity and overcome societal pressures in a coming-of-age story. The film has a runtime of 88 minutes and stars actors such as Yoav Keren, Roni Nadler, and Gal Amitai. It has received some positive reviews for its poignant portrayal of the difficulties faced by young people in finding their place in the world.”

Hypochondriac
SYNOPSIS: “Hypochondriac is a 2022 horror film directed by Addison Heimann. It follows Will, a young potter whose life spirals into chaos after he loses his job and watches his relationship with his boyfriend deteriorate. Will’s increasing paranoia and anxiety leads him to believe he has a serious illness, and his pursuit of a diagnosis becomes more and more dangerous. The film has received several positive reviews for its visually stunning portrayal of mental illness and its examination of societal pressures and expectations.”

I’ll probably hate it.

Semantic Error: The Movie
The theatrical version of the Korean Boys Love (BL) series. Directed by Kim Soo-jung.

I watched maybe a half an hour of this 3-hour compilation. I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t really get it either.

Verão Fantasma | Phantom Summer
Remolque.
IMDb SYNOPSIS: Somewhere in the Brazilian seaside, teenagers Lucas and Martin fall in love while investigating the disappearance of a local kid. But their blossoming romance is threatened by sinister forces lurking beneath that idyllic summery landscape.

No English subs yet on my torrent site.

De noche los gatos son pardos | At Night, All Cats Are Black
Remolque.
Despite the title’s language, this film is from Switzerland.
IMDb SYNOPSIS: A crew is shooting a libertine costume film when Valentin, the director, suddenly disappears. While the local police investigate, the film shoot continues but takes an odd turn. Robin, the cameraman and director’s lover, follows a promise.

No English subs yet on my torrent site.